Sunday, September 12, 2010

family matterz homeslizzle

I miss my Kristi A. We've lost her to the land of heathen sunbathing anorexic coke-sniffing atrocities. I'm going batty planning a wedding and a tour simultaneously.

Life in 2010, kiddos.

So here's my introductory blog subjectz0rz - I can spend hours watching the fish Kristi put on our little blogspizzot here. They're mesmerizing and somehow calm-inducing in a Zen way.

I suppose I could go into Aristotelian ramblings about how artificial (get it? art-a fish-al!) fascimiles of aquatic life somehow pass for the genuine article of nature-based subtexts in this day n' age, but instead, i'll reaffirm that I like these fish. These fish are okay by me. If they ran for office, I'd seriously sit down and consider giving them my vote, provided their views and foibles align with my strong sense of family values and moral/business-place ethics.

And since I just used the term 'this day n' age', time for lyrics -

"It's a rare condition, this day n' age,
to read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition, of the grand design,
some people say it's even harder to find...

But there must be some magic clue,
inside these gentle walls.
'Cause all I see, is a tower of dreams,
and real love burstin' out of every seam!

As days go by...it's the bigger love of the family."

UH. that's right. crunk shit up in this bitch.

-Tinkerbell

3 comments:

  1. I miss Estelle Winslow. She could be my sitcom grandma.

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  2. That would mean that I birthed you on television. Ewww.

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